What can be said about Cliff Lynn? He's tall. And this isn't his first rodeo.
Q. When did you start writing poetry?
A. Too late.
Q. How do you define poetry?
A. I try not to.
Q. What would you choose as your last meal?
A. Something with some sausage, I think. Lots of
sausage.
Q. Where are you from, and what is your spiritual homeland?
A. Like James Morrison, I'm from the Universe, Man. I
have not yet visited my spiritual homeland. Like pornography, I'll know
it when I see it.
Q. If a boardwalk caricaturist made your picture, what would
it look like?
A. My caricature would have three heads, I think.
Other than that, I'd like to leave it to the imagination of the artist.
Q. If they made a movie of your life, what would be the
title, what would be the theme song, and who would play you?
A. It would be called, "Johnny, Get Your
Gum." The theme song would be the Partridge Family's "Point Me
in the Direction of Albequerque," and by pure coincidence, Danny Bonaduce
would play me.
Q. What's your sign?
A. Do Not Drive Into Smoke.
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